Holiday Road

by September 16th, 2011 Creative » Poetry »

The bright, white taste of snow tin foils cards at K-Mart.

The Stork Delivers

by September 15th, 2011 Science » Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

Overheard at the Cannibal Commune: “Marge, you always look great. I don’t know how you keep your figure…even after 3 babies.”

The Uncanny Pleasure of Time Travel Self-Love

by September 14th, 2011 Science » Creative » Writing »

I have a particular recurring dream. I am in a threesome with a paranormally beautiful woman and a copy of myself with whom I go to great lengths and pains of pleasure to create a multitude of singular sensations for all. So deep into our craft and lost in its delights are me and myself, […]

Hakuna Matata

by September 13th, 2011 Creative » Reference »

Hakuna Matata A Swahili phrase meaning, “You don’t have herpes.” It was made popular in the 1994 Disney film The Lion King where it was mistranslated as “No worries.” “Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase Hakuna Matata! Ain’t no passing craze It means you don’t have Herpes.“

The Sporadical skeptically promotes the following:
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