by Jason T. Kocher September 15th, 2011 Science » Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »
Overheard at the Cannibal Commune:
“Marge, you always look great. I don’t know how you keep your figure…even after 3 babies.”
by Jason T. Kocher September 14th, 2011 Science » Creative » Writing »
I have a particular recurring dream.
I am in a threesome with a paranormally beautiful woman and a copy of myself with whom I go to great lengths and pains of pleasure to create a multitude of singular sensations for all. So deep into our craft and lost in its delights are me and myself, that we do not notice until [...]
by Jason T. Kocher September 13th, 2011 Creative » Reference »
A Swahili phrase meaning, “You don’t have herpes.” It was made popular in the 1994 Disney film The Lion King where it was mistranslated as “No worries.”
“Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain’t no passing craze
It means you don’t have Herpes.“
by Jason T. Kocher September 7th, 2011 Politics » Society » Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »
Those running for local, state and federal office are simply amplified versions of children running for Student Council; a glitzier gloss over worse students resulting in a more tragic vanity, promising the same old empty promises of Tater Tot Tuesdays.
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