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Super Tater Tot Tuesday

by September 7th, 2011 Politics » Society » Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

Those running for local, state and federal office are simply amplified versions of children running for Student Council; a glitzier gloss over worse students resulting in a more tragic vanity, promising the same old empty promises of Tater Tot Tuesdays.

Badgers? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Badgers!

by September 2nd, 2011 Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

I am thinking of starting a Petting Zoo for which I will be sole owner, sole attraction…and potentially sole customer.

A Moist Towelette for the Mind

by September 2nd, 2011 Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

I close my eyes around the cold, wet, empty air…swallowing an end, releasing.

Ironclad Pet Project Logic – North American Man Unicorn Love Association

by August 13th, 2011 Politics » Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

It is an essential human right to have one’s own unicorn just as it is clearly an essential unicorn right to have one’s own human.

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