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Today Isn’t Even May 10, 2011

by Jason T. Kocher May 10th, 2011 Creative » Reference »

Today is Super Psycho Sexualized Caveman Synth Rock Childhood Dimension Slip Day.

Celebrate accordingly…

“…right?”

by Jason T. Kocher April 13th, 2011 Creative » Reference »

“…right?”

Largely regarded as the greatest sociology textbook covering the impetus and default nature of human conversation and group formation wherein people gather in a room, close all the doors and windows and come to a positive consensus as to the olfactory quality of their collective fart…right?

You’ve heard of that new textbook “…right?”

The Iconoclast Credit

by Jason T. Kocher April 13th, 2011 Creative » Reference »

Iconoclast Credit

n: A federal tax credit for those for whom there are no other tax credits, those that smolder with terrible indignation of everyday existence, expectations and the very idea of shuffling tax credits like some morally perverse shell game.

If you stand in the dumb warmth of any dominant or sub-dominant culture, you can not claim this credit. Go to [...]

National Offense

by Jason T. Kocher April 1st, 2011 Politics » Creative » Reference »

National Offense

n: a foreign policy supported by used car salesmen, talk show hosts, and professional politicians that entails sticking the national dick in as many other peoples’ pudding as possible, spreading your assets so thin until even your very best offense is no defense at all.

All during recess, big bad Billy was throwing rocks at poor little Johnny until the [...]

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