Witty Bit Eruptions

What Happens When Now!?

by March 13th, 2011 Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

I gazed into the abyss one day when it had its back turned and then I quickly ran away before it could find me. The abyss lost its job because of that one little slip up…

Does Weight Matter?

by January 25th, 2011 Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

It’s not very long, isn’t thick and knows no motion, but it does weigh 27 lbs.

An Alternative to Probably Not

by August 21st, 2010 Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

god does not work…but still goes about it in mysterious ways… I like to believe sometimes…that god DOES exists. And WAS all-powerful. And DID have a plan. But then, one night, when stumbling in the dark to the bathroom to take a piss, he/she slipped and slammed his/her head off the side of the toilet. […]

My Own Private Astronaut

by August 15th, 2010 Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

I am an impossible astronaut of myself, the space – a crippling study of every action.

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