Witty Bit Eruptions

The Big Idea

by May 30th, 2011 Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

I am thinking about making Thinking sexy…and that turns me on.

Raccoon Hair Salon

by April 14th, 2011 Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

I needed to clean my oven, but really wasn’t looking forward to doing it myself. So I got to thinking… What if I capture a raccoon, cover it in oven cleaner and put it in my oven? The little bastard will clean the hell out of my oven while he frantically scratches around for freedom […]

Of Course, Of Course

by April 13th, 2011 Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

Have you ever been looking at a photograph of several little dark brown puppies curled up on some hay in a barn for a long enough time that you begin considering that its possibly just a huge pile of horseshit…possibly from a horse that ate a litter of puppies?

Put Another Pot of Coffee on the Barbie!

by April 13th, 2011 Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

A cure for boredom. Wearing a tank top, gym shorts and nothing underneath, bike cross-town against 20mph winds and 30 degree thunder and lightning and sleet. Oh, my! It seemed like a much better idea when I was in the locker-room.

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