Today Isn’t Even Super Psycho Sexualized Caveman Synth Rock Childhood Dimension Slip Day

by May 10th, 2011 - Creative » Reference »

Today is Sugar Pop SciFi Ogre Stomp Animaus Cop Day. Change outfits accordingly…

Today Isn’t Even May 10, 2011

by May 10th, 2011 - Creative » Reference »

Today is Super Psycho Sexualized Caveman Synth Rock Childhood Dimension Slip Day. Celebrate accordingly…

The Shot Spittle-Splattered ‘Round the World

by May 8th, 2011 - Culture » Sports »

In NBA news…the Mavericks finished their sweep of the Lakers today, ending coach Phil Jackson’s career by demoralizing Los Angeles 122 – 86, causing Mavericks owner Mark Cuban to ejaculate so hard that it just now landed in my apartment in New York City.

Abortion in Rick Santorum

by May 8th, 2011 - Politics »

I am still processing the Republican 2012 Presidential Primary Debate that was just held in South Carolina. I dig Ron Paul and Gary Johnson. That much I know. The other thing I know. Santorum is “The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.” Thanks to Dan Savage […]

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