I am inventing a new monster vibrator called “Riding A Bike on 1st Ave in New York City Above 72nd Street.” It comes with fat ass city construction workers who sit idly by while you are wildly penetrated from every direction eventually falling face first in asphalt and being run over by oncoming traffic…metaphorically… …coming […]

Should Doctor Who ever need to end – if the end of the human species and its knowledge be imminent, unavoidable and irrecoverable – the last episode should take place on planet Gallifrey with whomever the current Doctor is stealing a Tardis and escaping just before being mortally wounded and regenerating into the form of […]

Gogol Bordello rocked out the Hayek-inspired “Not A Crime”, commenting, surely, on free-markets and free-minds, then spent the rest of the show trying to sell people the shit they don’t want to buy…the new album. There’s too many fucking singers, like some sad after-school multi-cultural feel good pallette…that, yes, feels good, but sounds like shit. […]

I am working on a list of things I have somehow never gotten around to doing in New York City. So far, this is what i have: Rolling lushes on the night train. Smokin’ on a night train Chewin’ on a jelly roll. Praise the Lord.