I recently visited relatives in the lovely little state of Maryland. While there, we conducted a reconnaissance mission at the National Aquarium in Baltimore, studying the tactics of the indisputably evil and nigh unstoppable menace that we call Jellyfish. Turns out…the gelatinous critters just float around in glass cylinders. Perhaps my fears were overblown. Surely, […]

On the every day… …he created himself On the every other day… …he rested And as he was done was as he began Another great mystery Listening to his lesson it lessened See now! the parallels divided meeting they do not allow Couriered conflict patterning the same parents After the time forgotten that…that innocence his […]

Doesn’t look like anyone is using this flag much anymore. I’ve updated it to reflect our post-post-modern times…

I have only led such a stressed and anxious life thus far, in order to develop a sufficient number of gray and eccentric strands upon my head. The debatable remainder, I shall live completely relaxed and strikingly styled.