Eboobullient adj: overflowing with high-spirited, enthusiastic breasts, bubbling up like a boiling liquid. “The young man I interviewed that day surely would have secured the position if it wasn’t for his eboobullient shoulder blades making the feat simply impossible.”

Chardonnaise n: a yellow, easily spreadable paste made from the combination of cheap white wine, vegetable oil, and egg yolks. “At the picnic, we slathered our naked bodies so much with the stuff that, afterward, it left us all in a permanent chardonnaise malaise. “

It is, normally, quite hard to think of something nice to say about George W. Bush. With his departure fast approaching, it is…very…very…easy to think of a long list of horrible, horrible things to say about George W. Bush. However, I find that this IS in fact the only nice thing to say about W. […]