posts from blood

Abortion in Rick Santorum

by May 8th, 2011 - Politics »

I am still processing the Republican 2012 Presidential Primary Debate that was just held in South Carolina. I dig Ron Paul and Gary Johnson. That much I know. The other thing I know. Santorum is “The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.” Thanks to Dan Savage […]

The Concubine

by January 10th, 2010 - Creative » Writing »

We hear a muddled voice, speaking in rhythm and de facto secrecy, repeating…memorized lines…a religious act…or an act of mild mannered madness. Blues and greys fading to black fill the blanks of the walls, a small white bed somewhere in center. A Victorian nonchalance hangs in the air as it does in her hair, brunette […]

POLL: Do You Carry Your Strife in Your Pants?

by November 28th, 2009 - Polls » Crazy Pants » Politics » Science »

We here at The Sporadical do not really care to study this particular statistic. It is but our great benevolence that causes us to raise this question so that it may stir in you an inspection into whether or not you are properly stirring. Understandably, when you were younger you may have been 135lbs and […]

Cutting Teeth

by August 25th, 2009 - Creative » Poetry »

A perfect death for its almost nature An effort towards a injested jelly Further a tearing white flash and die just more A dripping grin toweling off Spitting out a barbwire breath to begin again

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