World Peace in My Lifetime
We, all of us, seek nothing from our lives but World Peace, I know.
But where all others have failed, we might yet succeed if we follow my very simple plan.
Pulling all of Earth’s assets to one single objective, we need only construct a sufficient enough rocketship in which I will be placed and safely transported to Mars where the remains of the ship are converted to a sustainable habitat for a single human.
And on Mars…there will be World Peace.
And then…the human race, finally done with the task, can simply take up a regular hobby like crochet or masturbation.