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Le Buttfuckerie

by January 17th, 2009 - Creative » Reference »

Le Buttfuckerie n: a café or other such light eatery doubling as a public anal sex provider or performance space, characterized by a very relaxed setting and practitioners wearing those puffy chef hats, whose grooming includes pencil thin zigzag mustaches and triangular soul patches. “Le buttfuckerie n’est pas très agréable en raison de la syphilitique […]

Asorb

by December 26th, 2008 - Creative » Reference »

Asorb vb: to suck up or take up in a slightly quicker and therefore somewhat more efficient fashion than the word “absorb” refers to, due to the time saved in not pronouncing the “b”. “I asorbed all of your life essence when you were not paying attention.”

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