True love is a staring contest to the death on the back of a giant sea turtle playing an uneventful game of musical chairs with forever two chairs to Townes Van Zandt’s Waiting Around to Die until someone does. Luckily, True Love is only a fairy tale…

previously: The Lost Safari: Part 1 So where does reality finally take hold in this silly imagining. Well…it’s at the point that we stare high into the elephant’s eye. I truly believe most animals wouldn’t be as overwhelmingly formidable as most people fear. With lions and tigers, and indeed even polar bears, oh my, it […]