Stunt Cock n: a waxen inorganic copy of your body into which your consciousness may be placed in order to more recklessly experience the violence of life without fear of breaking the good china. “Like a penis on the wart of life, I employed my self within a stunt cock to fearlessly order delivery.”

Lazy dc n: a state where time does not stop, it dies…slowly; and few others rarely live in a cold blue soft dawn world of powdery concrete and seamless slight grey, labyrinthine horizons. “Well past midnight while walking around Wall Street, I took such a fantastically wrong turn in perception that I found myself dreamily […]

Eboobullient adj: overflowing with high-spirited, enthusiastic breasts, bubbling up like a boiling liquid. “The young man I interviewed that day surely would have secured the position if it wasn’t for his eboobullient shoulder blades making the feat simply impossible.”

Chardonnaise n: a yellow, easily spreadable paste made from the combination of cheap white wine, vegetable oil, and egg yolks. “At the picnic, we slathered our naked bodies so much with the stuff that, afterward, it left us all in a permanent chardonnaise malaise. “