Marital AIDS n: a variation of the Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome that effects only married couples who benefit at the expense of other individuals, penalized for magically believing that their love is better than that which falls outside of such bureaucratic ceremony or that love itself exists at all and is superior to unrelated actions […]

Schweinsteiger n: an archaic title of Germanic origins given to the the member of a small village, town, or community whose job it was to fuck the pigs. Although not as well known as Shoemaker or other such occupational names, Schweinsteiger similarly became an expedient last name for many pig fucking immigrants arriving in their […]

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