Your fucking cookies are incredible. This is far beyond the stupid guilt-ridden charity bullshit of a co-worker trapping you in some queer “no obligation” emotional obligation to buy some pretzel twists or soggy hoagies for some distantly related relative’s basketball team or some other sole spark of a child’d life that happens to be underfunded. […]

Should any action of mine seem brave or adventurous, trust that it is only taken out of a desperate, desperate boredom of the alternative.

There is no further evidence required to disprove the existence of a benevolent god beyond the fact that the human anus is not sufficiently self-lubricating.

image copyright Telltale Games and LucasArts Now is an orgasmic time for fans of the classic point and click adventure comedy series Monkey Island. LucasArts has revamped the original Secret of Monkey Island and Telltale Games has just begun a brilliant continuation of the series through a 5-part serialized venture entitled Tales of Monkey Island […]