I am a happy monkey. I just got my copy of Korg DS-10 for the Nintendo DS. I’ve been playing with it for about a day. For those who don’t know, Korg DS-10 is, at it’s heart, an emulation of the Korg MS-10 synthesizer in the form [...]

I am kicking so much ass in Rune Factory. I’m already at, like, level 78 and I’m only in the Spring of my second year. I have the pass to Dannan Cave, so I can get Devil Blood and mine Platinum. I already have a Rune Shield, and I have such high forging skill that there is almost no [...]

I was an avid gamer in my youth, buying every crap game for perhaps no better reason than to stimulate the economy…but I never had a Gameboy. My fat ass was perfectly content glued to my home systems, when I wasn’t busy ramming Doritos down my gullet in perfect time to the theme music from [...]

previously: The Lost Safari: Part 1

So where does reality finally take hold in this silly imagining. Well…it’s at the point that we stare high into the elephant’s eye.

I truly believe most animals wouldn’t be as overwhelmingly formidable as most people fear. [...]