Through the course of what would be grades 7-9, replace the entire curriculum with math, science, logic, research and writing activities responding to every episode of Penn & Teller: Bullshit and the grim meathook reality of The Wire.

Yes. I am aware that you might not be interested in a presidential debate, right now… I know President Obama DID recently use his Super Friends’ powers to commune with all of nature, pinpointing the exact location of Osama Bin Laden and then transformed into pure energy with which he infiltrated Bin Laden’s compound and […]

DISCLAIMER: I appologize in advance for the sheistier conservative ads that will be littered on my website thanks to Google AdSense’s interpretation of this post. See here for more details… In my early years, I tried to reason what should and shouldn’t be…and couldn’t come up with much. So I’ve always thought the role of […]

East River Wine and Spirits with insidious, corrupting High School in the background. A few blocks from where I live, there had been a storefront available for rent on the northeast corner of 116th and Pleasant Ave. For a year or so, I had had consistent fantasies that it would be turned into an Arby’s […]