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Here is a call to outlaw Obscenity Laws on the grounds that they are the only obscenity. Full Disclosure: I don’t feel that I am defined by these things…but I do like sex…and I do like porn… …and for me, the question of whether something is artistic or not is not relevant. In less controversial […]

Ayn Rand, the radically individualistic author/philosopher has already been for me the most awkward nut to crack open in front of other people. Similarly concerning many other topics, many people have formed their opinions through a very black and white absolute argument of yes or no, with verdicts often tied to preexisting passions or allegiances […]

And the recipient of THE SPORADICAL INSTITUTE’s 2009 Fuck It Peace Prize is… PAUL LYNDE What!? Why?! Because… Well… Fuck it…he just is, alright? SCREW! Get your own goddamn peace prize and you can give it to whoever the hell YOU want… Or are we gonna fight about it?! Huh? Punk!