Many thanks to Virgin America for lubing up my nerves prior to my recent trip to Las Vegas. I don’t have much airline experience to compare it to, but Richard Branson has loaded up his Airbus A320s with enough technology and nightclub lighting to distract you from the [...]

I’ve begun wondering if one of the main reasons we have so many military operations throughout the world is simply to fill the otherwise bottomless chatter voids during Holiday sportscasts and special events with good cheer and well wishes from and to the troops.

TV EXECUTIVE: “What do you mean we’re not at war anywhere, this year?! How in the hell [...]

If any politician is trying to sell him or herself to you by stating all the wonderful things that they are going to do for you or others…

*blinks*

…keep fucking shopping for a candidate.

Or place a big red X next to “NONE, THANKS”.

The asshole who is going to promise to beat your enemies in the head with the club of [...]

You will say…”Boy howdy, this guy sure hates politics. I mean, I know it’s an ugly business, but what a depressing outlook.”

And then, three politically driven posts later, “Boy howdy…” – you say that a lot and your friends are tired of it – “…this guy sure writes a lot about politics for someone who hates it so [...]