I have a particular recurring dream.

I am in a threesome with a paranormally beautiful woman and a copy of myself with whom I go to great lengths and pains of pleasure to create a multitude of singular sensations for all. So deep into our craft and lost in its delights are me and myself, that we do not notice until [...]

I met a man from the future once. He seemed to think that he was better than me because I am from this primitive culture.

I asked him, “What’s so great about your culture?”

He said, “Our technological advances would blow your tiny mind. We can transfer our consciousness from vessel to vessel. This isn’t even the body I was born [...]

The Swedish disco megaband ABBA – and I don’t use the term megaband lightly – was our future.

Do not mistake me. I am not purporting that in the future we will resemble ABBA. No, no. ABBA was our future.

It already happened.

We missed it.

We [...]

Each year, a rather fantastic parade of wonderfully imagined costumes and impossibly constructed floats and contraptions helps celebrate Halloween in New York City’s Greenwich Village.

Or so I am told. I can’t remember actually ever going.

Regardless, this year there is a savage plan.

I had thought of other personas to go as in the past (Lupin III, Marx Brother [...]