The dumbest of the bunch and a man of no importance. Move along...but I do like bananas, Perry Como, and long walks into walls. That's my perfect day really...in that order.
by Jason T. Kocher May 10th, 2011 - Creative » Reference »
Today is Sugar Pop SciFi Ogre Stomp Animaus Cop Day. Change outfits accordingly…
by Jason T. Kocher May 10th, 2011 - Creative » Reference »
Today is Super Psycho Sexualized Caveman Synth Rock Childhood Dimension Slip Day. Celebrate accordingly…
by Jason T. Kocher May 8th, 2011 - Culture » Sports »
In NBA news…the Mavericks finished their sweep of the Lakers today, ending coach Phil Jackson’s career by demoralizing Los Angeles 122 – 86, causing Mavericks owner Mark Cuban to ejaculate so hard that it just now landed in my apartment in New York City.
by Jason T. Kocher May 8th, 2011 - Politics »
I am still processing the Republican 2012 Presidential Primary Debate that was just held in South Carolina. I dig Ron Paul and Gary Johnson. That much I know. The other thing I know. Santorum is “The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.” Thanks to Dan Savage […]
