The dumbest of the bunch and a man of no importance. Move along...but I do like bananas, Perry Como, and long walks into walls. That's my perfect day really...in that order.
by Jason T. Kocher May 5th, 2011 - Creative » Poetry »
What first A science as best silent with work Time in some hands perverts A religion to be desired entertains and flirts A dance at best at least a must
by Jason T. Kocher May 5th, 2011 - Politics »
Yes. I am aware that you might not be interested in a presidential debate, right now… I know President Obama DID recently use his Super Friends’ powers to commune with all of nature, pinpointing the exact location of Osama Bin Laden and then transformed into pure energy with which he infiltrated Bin Laden’s compound and […]
by Jason T. Kocher April 28th, 2011 - Society »
DISCLAIMER: I appologize in advance for the sheistier conservative ads that will be littered on my website thanks to Google AdSense’s interpretation of this post. See here for more details… In my early years, I tried to reason what should and shouldn’t be…and couldn’t come up with much. So I’ve always thought the role of […]
by Jason T. Kocher April 14th, 2011 - Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »
I needed to clean my oven, but really wasn’t looking forward to doing it myself. So I got to thinking… What if I capture a raccoon, cover it in oven cleaner and put it in my oven? The little bastard will clean the hell out of my oven while he frantically scratches around for freedom […]
