Raccoon Hair Salon

by April 14th, 2011 - Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

I needed to clean my oven, but really wasn’t looking forward to doing it myself.

So I got to thinking…

What if I capture a raccoon, cover it in oven cleaner and put it in my oven? The little bastard will clean the hell out of my oven while he frantically scratches around for freedom and when I do let him out, he’ll have the coolest hair-do in the forest.

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