I remember when I think it happened. I was playing basketball, one-on-one, and I was in a rare Dirk Nowitzki can-not-miss mode while playing much better defense than the my NBA reference. I had a bit of a throbbing pain in my inner thigh, but I told myself, “Just play through it, pussy. How many […]

I am writing a new epic multi-title storyline of Batman wherein…nothing really happens. Holed up in a cheap motel, he sleeps in late, waking up just to eat some cold pizza. In Detective Comics, he gargles some Listerine and slips back into bed. An issue of The Dark Knight sees Bruce Wayne shift positions in […]

Whenever I see an acronym that ends in MNT, I immediately take for granted that it is a rare variety of “Mutant Ninja Turtle”. For instance, USMNT means “Underwear Sniffing Mutant Ninja Turtles” (Donatello, Waters, Carradine, Clinton, and Brass) and not “United States Men’s National Team” as context eventually reveals. What a much more entertaining […]

images copyright Cirque du Soleil I don’t know pornography when I see it, but I know what I like. And, however beautiful the human body, I know that I do NOT like the idea of paying some crazy cover fee to sit with handcuffed passions staring at the melting plastic smile of a nude dancer […]