Author: Jason T. Kocher

The dumbest of the bunch and a man of no importance. Move along...but I do like bananas, Perry Como, and long walks into walls. That's my perfect day really...in that order.

posts by Jason T. Kocher

Forget Tofu

by July 10th, 2008 - Culture » Food »

My bestest buddy, the BBC, is reporting that TOFU GONNA EAT YO FUCKIN’ MIND! Or rather – back in reality – the article concerns itself with a study in Indonesia focusing on the effects of soy product consumption on memory – that’s human memory for those keeping score at home. High tofu consumption was associated […]

Got Smart?

by July 3rd, 2008 - Culture » Film and TV »

This movie…is not as good as I think it is. But my thoughts will not change on the matter. I was raised by my parents. When they weren’t looking, I was raised by Nick at Nite, on such shows as Gilligan’s Island, F Troop, The Addams Family and, most of all, Get Smart. These were […]

Prometheus Steals Comments from the Gods

by June 30th, 2008 - Site Info »

For the purposes of this post – and my ego – I am Prometheus. And I have put myself at great peril, to steal for you – FROM ZEUS HIMSELF! – the gift of COMMENTS! Never before encountered anywhere throughout the wide expanse of the world of web, these “comments” will allow all mortals visiting […]

Carpe Que Sera Sera

by June 25th, 2008 - Society »

I never wanted to be a prizefighter. No aspirations…whatsoever. But I should have known there would be no other course for me, but to be forced into that live-bait role…walking less than a block from my apartment on my way to the Laundr-O-Mat. Its just common sense… “You gotta keep your head up!” I spit […]

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