I close my eyes around the cold, wet, empty air…swallowing an end, releasing.
It is an essential human right to have one’s own unicorn just as it is clearly an essential unicorn right to have one’s own human.
BIRTHDAY BOY Hey Dude, you should totally come to my birthday party. I’m getting a cake decorated with characters and events from Eyes Wide Shut. FRIEND Oh my god…that sounds heinous… BIRTHDAY BOY No way! It’s gonna be awesome. I was gonna get it last year, but Baskin Robbins was out of the kit. I […]
True love is a staring contest to the death on the back of a giant sea turtle playing an uneventful game of musical chairs with forever two chairs to Townes Van Zandt’s Waiting Around to Die until someone does. Luckily, True Love is only a fairy tale…