Witty Bit Eruptions

1st Avenue New York City Vibrator

by August 4th, 2010 Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

I am inventing a new monster vibrator called “Riding A Bike on 1st Ave in New York City Above 72nd Street.” It comes with fat ass city construction workers who sit idly by while you are wildly penetrated from every direction eventually falling face first in asphalt and being run over by oncoming traffic…metaphorically… …coming […]

Conflicting Reports

by June 28th, 2010 Culture » Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

Ignored natures are snakes at the gates of our realities.

Truer Words

by June 18th, 2010 Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

I think I think… therefore… I may as well be.

The Record Plays

by January 14th, 2010 Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

The record pauses and skips and emits a note it was never meant to play, forcing us into that fleeting groove, closed over, a neutered consciousness waiting for another odd, crackled gasp that may never come.

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