Writing

Diversified Mutant Ninja Turtles

by February 5th, 2011 Culture » Film and TV » Creative » Writing »

Whenever I see an acronym that ends in MNT, I immediately take for granted that it is a rare variety of “Mutant Ninja Turtle”. For instance, USMNT means “Underwear Sniffing Mutant Ninja Turtles” (Donatello, Waters, Carradine, Clinton, and Brass) and not “United States Men’s National Team” as context eventually reveals. What a much more entertaining […]

Unpopular Non-Denominational (But Mostly Christian) Holiday Favorites 2010

by December 26th, 2010 Society » Creative » Writing »

Oh, dear! It…it’s past midnight… Have I… I have…missed that singular day of joy we trudge through an entire year for… I can’t wait another whole year until I can be happy again! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK! Merry Ignorance of Officially Concentrated Yet Muted Emotional Obligation Day to Me! On the 25th of December, in front of Mary […]

Today Isn’t Even November 7, 2010

by November 6th, 2010 Creative » Writing »

National Negativland‘s Special Sauce No Cure For Cancer Day REJOICE ACCORDINGLY!

A Corner Room in an Open Mind : What When Begin Precedent Again

by September 13th, 2010 Culture » Society » Creative » Writing »

I’m walking. It’s what I’m propelled to do under such circumstances. Behind me, an old man trips…and falls…and dies. I don’t turn to look, but keep on walking. There is no need to see with my eyes. My very being knows it to be true, even if it hasn’t actually occurred. I am even quite […]

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