Oh, dear! It…it’s past midnight… Have I… I have…missed that singular day of joy we trudge through an entire year for… I can’t wait another whole year until I can be happy again! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK! Merry Ignorance of Officially Concentrated Yet Muted Emotional Obligation Day to Me! On the 25th of December, in front of Mary […]
National Negativland‘s Special Sauce No Cure For Cancer Day REJOICE ACCORDINGLY!
I’m walking. It’s what I’m propelled to do under such circumstances. Behind me, an old man trips…and falls…and dies. I don’t turn to look, but keep on walking. There is no need to see with my eyes. My very being knows it to be true, even if it hasn’t actually occurred. I am even quite […]
I am working on a list of things I have somehow never gotten around to doing in New York City. So far, this is what i have: Rolling lushes on the night train. Smokin’ on a night train Chewin’ on a jelly roll. Praise the Lord.