by Jason Thomas Kocher January 12th, 2010 Reference »
Schweinsteiger
n: an archaic title of Germanic origins given to the the member of a small village, town, or community whose job it was to fuck the pigs. Although not as well known as Shoemaker or other such occupational names, Schweinsteiger similarly became an expedient last name for many pig fucking immigrants arriving in their new homes.
“Alas, my piggins are woefully unfucked. Please, with haste, fetch the nearest schweinsteiger!”
by Jason Thomas Kocher March 2nd, 2009 Reference »
Stunt Cock
n: a waxen inorganic copy of your body into which your consciousness may be placed in order to more recklessly experience the violence of life without fear of breaking the good china.
“Like a penis on the wart of life, I employed my self within a stunt cock to fearlessly order delivery.”
by Jason Thomas Kocher January 21st, 2009 Politics » Reference »
Revenge Politics
n: a practice by which one political faction’s capricious or otherwise questionable policies and actions are fueled by or rationalized by an opposing faction’s previous transgressions of the same order, alternatingly favoring one class or segment of the population above the other, creating a vicious, compounding cycle of unprincipled government to the detriment of itself and its people, in the end only truly benefiting the politicians.
“The revenge politics of Red vs. Blue create quite an emotional spectacle that very nearly distracts from the cost of the ticket.”
by Jason Thomas Kocher January 17th, 2009 Reference »
Le Buttfuckerie
n: a café or other such light eatery doubling as a public anal sex provider or performance space, characterized by a very relaxed setting and practitioners wearing those puffy chef hats, whose grooming includes pencil thin zigzag mustaches and triangular soul patches.
“Le buttfuckerie n’est pas très agréable en raison de la syphilitique ânes. Sacrebleu!”
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