Witty Bit Eruptions

I would call them aphorisms, but they’re not always too useful and their wit may also not refer to anything in this particular dimension.

An Alternative to Probably Not

by Jason Thomas Kocher August 21st, 2010 Writing » Witty Bit Eruptions »

god does not work…but still goes about it in mysterious ways…

I like to believe sometimes…that god DOES exists. And WAS all-powerful. And DID have a plan.

But then, one night, when stumbling in the dark to the bathroom to take a piss, he/she slipped and slammed his/her head off the side of the toilet. He/she lost not only the control [...]

My Own Private Astronaut

by Jason Thomas Kocher August 15th, 2010 Writing » Witty Bit Eruptions »

I am an impossible astronaut of myself, the space – a crippling study of every action.


1st Avenue New York City Vibrator

by Jason Thomas Kocher August 4th, 2010 Writing » Witty Bit Eruptions »

I am inventing a new monster vibrator called “Riding A Bike on 1st Ave in New York City Above 72nd Street.”

It comes with fat ass city construction workers who sit idly by while you are wildly penetrated from every direction eventually falling face first in asphalt and being run over by oncoming traffic…metaphorically…

…coming soon from Babeland.

This post was conceived while [...]

Conflicting Reports

by Jason Thomas Kocher June 28th, 2010 Culture » Writing » Witty Bit Eruptions »

Ignored natures are snakes at the gates of our realities.


The Sporadical skeptically promotes the following:
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