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Raccoon Hair Salon

by April 14th, 2011 - Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

I needed to clean my oven, but really wasn’t looking forward to doing it myself. So I got to thinking… What if I capture a raccoon, cover it in oven cleaner and put it in my oven? The little bastard will clean the hell out of my oven while he frantically scratches around for freedom […]

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Animal Medley: An Illusory Terrier

by January 15th, 2008 - Creative » Poetry »

Eyes Closed When Open Eyes Absent When Closed Eyes Side Ways When Sleeping Eyes Wide Still Sleeping He’s been in the slow death Divining Magnificence

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