Asorb vb: to suck up or take up in a slightly quicker and therefore somewhat more efficient fashion than the word “absorb” refers to, due to the time saved in not pronouncing the “b”. “I asorbed all of your life essence when you were not paying attention.”

It would not be accurate to describe myself as a die-hard, long-storied, massively multiplayer online (MMO) video game player, but I have certainly logged a few hours in the past – intensely – and may well be on my way to deserving such a description as I’ve recently taken a few trips with VALVE‘s very […]

I sat THERE and watched from behind a screen the variety of which which could be scene A movie reality… …a stolen dream He was THERE as far as… I could see with full knowledge of every surrounding monstrosity I COULD SEE He knew, though there shone no eyes And I his knowledge as the […]

HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA! *SNORT* HAAAAAAAAAAAAA! What the hell is THAT and why the hell is it HERE!? We are all forced to ask that question. Well…that picture WAS taken of me at some time in a past that I do not entirely remember. It was brought to my attention today by the lovely Miss Ratchet. […]