Asorb vb: to suck up or take up in a slightly quicker and therefore somewhat more efficient fashion than the word “absorb” refers to, due to the time saved in not pronouncing the “b”. “I asorbed all of your life essence when you were not paying attention.”

This is NOT your father’s Perry Como… Did your father have a Perry Como? So, you’re saying…oh…he didn’t… …hmmmm… Well… You know what…I don’t think this IS a Perry Como… … …um… … NO! It IS a PERRY COMO! It may not…um… …it may not be…not YOUR father’s Perry Como…but… …oh…god damn it… I’m Thomas […]

Thomas K’s Dream Diary – August 7th, 2008 When coffee is no longer a tangible thing and exists only as an ethereal question, the sharp derangement of the day has not yet reached its peak. When this question is answered… …you will find yourself in a wood-paneled room seated in an appropriately uncomfortable chair, properly […]

Magnetic Movie from Semiconductor on Vimeo. I found this spectacular video linked on Phil Plait’s intelligent and responsible blog Bad Atronomy, where he introduces the clip, writing: You are immersed in magnetic fields right now. Your computer, your house, your office, your street, your TV, your iPod… they all have magnetic fields around them, and […]