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The Shot Spittle-Splattered ‘Round the World

by May 8th, 2011 - Culture » Sports »

In NBA news…the Mavericks finished their sweep of the Lakers today, ending coach Phil Jackson’s career by demoralizing Los Angeles 122 – 86, causing Mavericks owner Mark Cuban to ejaculate so hard that it just now landed in my apartment in New York City.

Moving In

by January 22nd, 2009 - Creative » Writing »

JTK’s Dream Diary – January 20th, 2009 My back hurts. My fingertips, stressed beyond their limits, are chafed and bruised. I cannot feel my legs, yet I see them standing underneath me. As Rachel’s father and I set down a sofa, the final piece, there is a collective sigh of completion and the obligatory smiles […]

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