Overheard at the Cannibal Commune:

“Marge, you always look great. I don’t know how you keep your figure…even after 3 babies.”

And so, the epic saga of my meandering back pain is nearly at a close with treatment near complete.

In reality, the epidural procedure was no where near as painful or complex as I had schizophrenically imagined. The actual office visit, from entrance to exit, only took about 15 [...]

That might just be the thing, right? Come one and all! Gather round and stare in amazement as a swaddled babe stumbles its first dumb steps from the blinding light of the internets…slowly stretching out a tiny little finger…POKE!

That is quite a cute image, actually…and you’re likely to be filled with a great warmth as fuzzy, [...]