posts from basketball

The Shot Spittle-Splattered ‘Round the World

by May 8th, 2011 - Culture » Sports »

In NBA news…the Mavericks finished their sweep of the Lakers today, ending coach Phil Jackson’s career by demoralizing Los Angeles 122 – 86, causing Mavericks owner Mark Cuban to ejaculate so hard that it just now landed in my apartment in New York City.

POLL: These Three Things – New Triathlons for the Post-Post Modern World

by September 25th, 2010 - Polls » Crazy Pants »

I go to the gym to try and break machines and to be sweaty and naked in all the right places. I do not have a trainer. I’m not training for anything other than to have the shape of a dolphin and the musk of a wolverine. However, I was struck the other day what […]

JTK Hoops It Up!

by May 23rd, 2008 - Creative » Comics » classic JTK »

Click on the above image for a “close-up-like” version.

Streetball v. Farmball

by May 19th, 2008 - Culture » Sports »

Let’s quickly discuss the above photo. Yes, I have removed large chunks of my meats, once again. Less obvious, though much more problematic than this, I have also destroyed ligaments and bony bits in my right shoulder not unlike the lesser plastic parts in a Sega Genesis controller left to roll around disconcertingly as one […]

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