Saw Captain America.

Meh.

Here’s the scene that would have taken it several notches above ‘meh’:

EXT. NAZI WOODS – NIGHT

We see Captain America riding his motorcycle intent on making his way to the hideout of the nefarious terrorist group, HYDRA.

CUT TO:

EXT. HYDRA HEADQUARTERS – NIGHT

Two guards stand at the gate, vigilant in their duty…until one slowly, uncertainly turns to the [...]

Which Assclown Hero is Most Beloved By You?

• Deadpool
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While the term “assclown” may more generally apply to a goofy, comical person who is simply known for outlandishly dumb acts, I love using the term almost exclusively with those fictional characters who are not only the silliest, but often the most skilled and effective in their respective universes. Above is a selection of the most fantastically heroic [...]

While I should perhaps one day write Deadpool, I make no claim as of yet that I should draw it. I’m working on it.

If the omittance of the central character’s name from the title didn’t already tip you off to the suckfest that was to follow…Deadpool‘s disappearance after the first [...]