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Stunt Cock

by March 2nd, 2009 - Creative » Reference »

Stunt Cock n: a waxen inorganic copy of your body into which your consciousness may be placed in order to more recklessly experience the violence of life without fear of breaking the good china. “Like a penis on the wart of life, I employed my self within a stunt cock to fearlessly order delivery.”

Chardonnaise

by December 29th, 2008 - Creative » Reference »

Chardonnaise n: a yellow, easily spreadable paste made from the combination of cheap white wine, vegetable oil, and egg yolks. “At the picnic, we slathered our naked bodies so much with the stuff that, afterward, it left us all in a permanent chardonnaise malaise. “

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