I was at a rather politically charged event recently, whereat the moderater was trying to keep a tight leash on the Q&A session. One particular member of the audience stood up, took the mic and gave no indication of asking a question, instead going on a very practiced, apparently emotional plea, paraphrased, “I want everyone to live the way I [...]

Marital AIDS

n:

1. a variation of the Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome that effects only married couples who benefit at the expense of other individuals, penalized for magically believing that their love is better than that which falls outside of such bureaucratic ceremony or that love itself exists at all and is superior to unrelated actions and desires.
2. A combination of concepts that [...]

I am not quite sure what I am campaigning for…

…but I certainly appear to be…