As I tremble in stupid anticipation of my impending epidural, my mind turns to the last time my imagination was traumatized by an impending medical procedure. When I was around 7 years old, my father and I stopped one night to grab some tacos at Taco Bell. A week or so later, there was a […]

So after watching a few videos of epidural injections, I’m a little more freaked out than before, but I think I’ve pretty much got the hang of it. So, I’m skipping my scheduled appointment and I’ve decided to load up a caulk gun with steroids, cream cheese, and caulk and awkwardly flail it behind in […]

I remember when I think it happened. I was playing basketball, one-on-one, and I was in a rare Dirk Nowitzki can-not-miss mode while playing much better defense than the my NBA reference. I had a bit of a throbbing pain in my inner thigh, but I told myself, “Just play through it, pussy. How many […]