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The NFL Playoffs Are Afoot – Rex Ryan Devouring his Players

by January 17th, 2011 - Culture » Arts » Culture » Sports »

So excited was New York Jets‘ Head Coach Rex Ryan after the teams impressive 28-21 win against the New England Patriots, that he lost all control, ran onto the field, grabbed running back Shonn Greene as if to hug him before spinning him upside down, tearing off his cleats and forcing his entire left foot […]

NFL Cares Recycling Program

by January 9th, 2011 - Culture » Sports »

All stadiums in the NFL should have fields which are actually living creatures that open up, swallow and digest injured players turning them into eco-friendly fertilizer. I have almost no patience at all…

All American Boredom… Eli Becomes a Man… Pandemonium in Rockville Center… and How My Foot Exploded

by February 4th, 2008 - Culture » Sports »

More on the above gruesomeness…later…but first… Holy hell! How can you not feel like an American this week, eh? The biggest dumbest days of wine and roses, football and politics, and I’m told Brock Lesnar has something to do with it as well. I’m not exactly sure what good any of it will do, but […]

My Brett Favre Retirement Plan

by January 22nd, 2008 - Culture » Sports »

He and I, warmed by the Mississippi sun, each with a magnolia stuck in our hair…spending our time catching, cooking, and eating catfish. And at the end of the day, we’ll look into each other’s eyes and for the first time not look for comfort in return, reflecting on and finally coming to terms with […]

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