Chardonnaise n: a yellow, easily spreadable paste made from the combination of cheap white wine, vegetable oil, and egg yolks. “At the picnic, we slathered our naked bodies so much with the stuff that, afterward, it left us all in a permanent chardonnaise malaise. “

It is, normally, quite hard to think of something nice to say about George W. Bush. With his departure fast approaching, it is…very…very…easy to think of a long list of horrible, horrible things to say about George W. Bush. However, I find that this IS in fact the only nice thing to say about W. […]

HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA! *SNORT* HAAAAAAAAAAAAA! What the hell is THAT and why the hell is it HERE!? We are all forced to ask that question. Well…that picture WAS taken of me at some time in a past that I do not entirely remember. It was brought to my attention today by the lovely Miss Ratchet. […]

Ho ho…ain’t it just such a grand thing that our economy still sucks and that our government’s faltering and questionable attempts to prop it up yet play heavily in the daily news. The joy is that, certain things and thoughts that I enjoyed during the passage of the Bailout are still relevant…and therefore arguably worthy […]