Late one night while watching an episode of the Colbert Report, it came time for the interview segment to which more often or not I tend to make a jerking off gesture towards the product being peddled, Colbert’s comic flair lubricating the way, but on this night rubbed myself imaginarily raw in protest of guest […]

I like Sam Rockwell (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Choke)…well enough. And, of course, space IS the place. So when my lady friend began hyping up the release of the release of Moon, I was already committed even three weeks until its release. When my lady friend spoke of her […]

A deep, dark, very real depression now sits where my heart once was. We face terrible, very real problems now. For each man a void, but just how much should we be expected to suffer? In my neighborhood, we are facing quite truly absurd food shortages that impact the simplest actions of everyday life. This […]