I recently visited relatives in the lovely little state of Maryland. While there, we conducted a reconnaissance mission at the National Aquarium in Baltimore, studying the tactics of the indisputably evil and nigh unstoppable menace that we call Jellyfish.

Turns out…the gelatinous critters just float around in glass cylinders.

Perhaps [...]

For kicks and giggles, I’ve recently started watching the SAW film series.

Um…it’s OK.

This much I know:

1. Cary Elwes is wasted as he should have at least once responded to the villain’s insane requests with a flippant “As you wish…”
2. Danny Glover is the worst cop…ever…even worse than other cops [...]