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The Nintendo 3DS Impedes Urination

by March 27th, 2011 - Culture » Video Games »

Saturday Night. Union Square, New York City Best Buy. Nintendo spontaneously decides to launch their new stereoscopic 3D handheld video game system, 3DS, so that they had an excuse to close down the Best Buy and deny my very urgent need for its public bathroom. DAMN YOU NINTENDO! After mad-dashing through the closing minutes of […]

New York Mind Chord Progression

by July 28th, 2010 - Creative » Writing »

I am working on a list of things I have somehow never gotten around to doing in New York City. So far, this is what i have: Rolling lushes on the night train. Smokin’ on a night train Chewin’ on a jelly roll. Praise the Lord.

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