National Offense

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National Offense

n: a foreign policy supported by used car salesmen, talk show hosts, and professional politicians that entails sticking the national dick in as many other peoples’ pudding as possible, spreading your assets so thin until even your very best offense is no defense at all.

All during recess, big bad Billy was throwing rocks at poor little Johnny until the armed forces put into effect the doctrine of National Offense, bombing and destroying the entire town, so searing hatred into the hearts of the few survivors that they later developed and threw larger rocks at larger targets.

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