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Does Weight Matter?

by January 25th, 2011 - Creative » Witty Bit Eruptions »

It’s not very long, isn’t thick and knows no motion, but it does weigh 27 lbs.

Trebekkian Grammar Cunt

by August 15th, 2010 - Creative » Reference »

Trebekkian Grammar Cunt n: a type of person brought to mind by what your mind might think Alex Trebek to be – although certainly he is likely…truly an alright guy – who rabidly corrects and assails with smug scorn those who do not make the most accurate tithing to the grammar gods. The term is […]

Stunt Cock

by March 2nd, 2009 - Creative » Reference »

Stunt Cock n: a waxen inorganic copy of your body into which your consciousness may be placed in order to more recklessly experience the violence of life without fear of breaking the good china. “Like a penis on the wart of life, I employed my self within a stunt cock to fearlessly order delivery.”

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