Hakuna Matata

A Swahili phrase meaning, “You don’t have herpes.” It was made popular in the 1994 Disney film The Lion King where it was mistranslated as “No worries.”

“Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain’t no passing craze
It means you don’t have Herpes.“

Today is Sugar Pop SciFi Ogre Stomp Animaus Cop Day.

Change outfits accordingly…

Today is Super Psycho Sexualized Caveman Synth Rock Childhood Dimension Slip Day.

Celebrate accordingly…

“…right?”

Largely regarded as the greatest sociology textbook covering the impetus and default nature of human conversation and group formation wherein people gather in a room, close all the doors and windows and come to a positive consensus as to the olfactory quality of their collective fart…right?

You’ve heard of that new textbook “…right?”